Time to get funky.

Seriously, get funky. Stand up and get funky.

What if we're back to our regularly scheduled programming?

Re-examine your day. Log hours for a typical day (it can be estimated) and it'll become immediatelly clear what needs to be changed.

Sometimes you gotta break

Watch Demitri Martin

For some everyday new-age one-liners.

Re-examine your pace. Are you too fast? Too slow?

Let your browser undistract you.

So you can get back to work.

Watch Merlin Mann

He will make you productive.

Take a walk outside for five minutes.

[Insert top 10 reasons to leave now and get back to work]

Even if I was Bruce Lee, I could still only post one brain grain at a time.

What if everyone took 12 hours to take a crap? How would they pass the time?

What if you can't take the time you need?

Time was invented to measure change.