Funny Words: Luncheon

"Did you pack a luncheon for me dear?"

"Did you assume that, because I'm a woman, I must've packed a luncheon for you?"

"So, you didn't, pack a luncheon for me?"

What if we're back to our regularly scheduled programming?

Re-examine your day. Log hours for a typical day (it can be estimated) and it'll become immediatelly clear what needs to be changed.

Do NOT use hydrogen peroxide as aftershave.

Sometimes you gotta read something that must've taken courage.

Sometimes you gotta exuse the appearance while things are shifted around and the site is updated.

What if I'm doing site maintenance?

Funny Words: Jujitsu

"I know Kung-fu."

"And I know Jujitsu. You're still a terrible actor."

"Jujitsu? I'm going to learn, jujitsu?"

Sometimes you gotta break

Sometimes you gotta have a happy holiday

Watch Demitri Martin

For some everyday new-age one-liners.

Re-examine your calendar system. Do you need a new one? Is it worth the time to find it?

What if you worry too much about how much you worry.

What if you don't worry enough?

What if you worry too much?